Dear Aunt Crabby

by your dear Aunt Crabby's glasses that one thing that makes her happy is styles from the fabulous fifties.

You'll be excited to know that you can now obtain the terrific cats eye shaped glasses for your very own. They come in clear glass and dark tinted sunglass lenses. Your Aunt is investigating the best deal for these and will post a link when she decides the best place to order from.

Can poodle skirts and saddle oxfords be far behind?

Don't bet your bobby sox against that.

Well, if anything will make Aunt Crabby even crabbier, it's malfunctioning web sites. And this blankety-blank website decided to go missing sometime between the end of 2005 and now, April 29, 2006.

You might say it serves Aunt Crabby right for not paying closer attention to her site, but she's been preoccupied with other things. Like moving.

So, all the copyright information is currently missing. Auntie is working on reconstructing the site, but maybe this is all for the best, since Auntie is focusing on some other issues lately. You could certainly say that they are related to copyright, but only obliquely.

Stay tuned to read about Auntie's new passion.

that TheScoop.net was not updated in quite a while and "tactfully" expressed same to the Editors. They told your dear Auntie what she could do.

No, they didn't say what you're thinking, you gutter minds! They said, "OK, if you're so concerned about TheScoop.net, why don't you do something about it? We've got other things to do."

So, now that I'm the defacto boss around here, things are going to be different. For one thing, instead of my page being somewhere down in the deep recesses of this dump, I'm moving into the front page. If you want to see what used to be on this page, click here.

Now, the best thing ever about this whole site, in my humble opinion, was Aunt Crabby's Message Board. It was great to hear all the griping from the unfortunates who had their web sites or graphics ripped off by some lazy #$&$%$%#'s. Your dear Aunt got a chance to use her razor wit and maybe actually helped to stem the tide of rampant web site theft at the same time.

Now, your Auntie has never been one to stay mired in the past, so, since the new wave of self expression on the net seems to be "blogs", your Dear Aunt Crabby is now blogging instead of running a message board. If you want to write a letter to Dear Aunt Crabby, just trundle over to the contact form, make your x's and come on back here and improve your mind. If you're lucky, Aunt Crabby will publish your letter and her insightful (inciteful?) answer here.